May 2013
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
I was thinking about Crowley's '666' number
cas-and-tiel:
inthemysteryofyou:
nocasdatsgay:
and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible.
Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network
then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.
I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood
Sam has demon blood.
Conclusion:...
wankbankofamerica:
reasons i tend to not talk
people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
i hate my voice
i have something really mean to say
i hate you
i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never...
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
tinydragongina:
connected-to-harley:
Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like
i don’t like to be handed things
#i’m not sure i’d want him in the delivery room if i were pepper
loreleielizabeth:
adventuresofmoosehead:
The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
dendropsyche:
does anyone else think that the borders of Idaho and Montana kind of look like faces
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
5 tags
Sometimes I want to go up to people and just say: “congratulations on your puberty”
For example:
solluxforpresident:
4 tags
peach-hero:
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
paynenvy:
hahry:
should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
kenway:
last quarter of the school year more like
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
pink-in-the-afternoon:
cheerleaderblaines:
Jennifer Lawrence is like a Tumblr user who somehow went outside and got famous and now she’s just confused
melodyquill:
the-strider-strudel:
dreamofserenity626:
nooby-banana:
you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
CAN
WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
D
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A
G
O
N
A
L
L
...
flyingmytardis:
a-little-feathery-bird:
heysammy:
heysammy:
i think i’d like for cas to get the anti possession tattoo between his shoulder blades
or alternatively this
eyegasm
i want that
