April 2012
What I would do if Tumblr shut down: →
not-one-fuck-given:
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My stages of band-related obsession.
Me: Who the fuck are they?
Me: Oh, I like this song.
Me: Oh, I like this album.
Me: Hey, the lead singer is pretty attractive.
Me: Oh hey there, so is the guitarist. And the bassist. And the drummer. Heh.
Me: I need to see this band live.
Me: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. LOOK THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL
Me: YOU PERFECT FUCKING BASTARDS ARE RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR MUSIC AND YOUR FACES AND YOUR PERSONALITIES AND OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN ADSFSFLKNHSLKFHK *sobs continuously*
Me on the last day of school
lmaogtfo:
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
dontworrybekarl:
what people say teenage years involve:
partying
sneaking out
getting drunk
what mine involved:
eating
sleeping
blogging
crying
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I know a place where all the cool kids play. Mean Girls, yummy foods, and fashion shots all day. When trying to avoid the things that I should do.
I scroll and see the people that I wish I knew. Mr. Hipster, girls in tights. Cats, and tatts, and civil rights. Photoshopped words, on a hill or tree. Read and think, “That applies to me!”
I’m Tumblin everyday. Click...
When you accidentally close the dashboard tab
dontworrybekarl:
“ALL THAT SCROLLING! GONE!!”
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That sad moment when you realize someone has...
And you sit there staring at your follower count like
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There's a fire....
dontworrybekarl:
Normal reaction:
People on Tumblr’s reaction:
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dontworrybekarl:
When people in class ask a question that the teacher just answered
Tired of school and want to laugh? Click here!
When you're alone in public and don't want to look... →
When you think you type your password in all... →
dontworrybekarl:
WARNING: You may die of laughter if you follow this blog
awkwardlyshy:
asheswillfly:
Peeta Mellark is a testament to the fact that if you stalk someone for a long enough amount of time, you will eventually get them to fall in love with you
THERE IS HOPE FOR ALL US ON TUMBLR!!!!!!!!
Even if you think you have to kill them multiple times
not-one-fuck-given:
I hate when movies say ‘Warning! may contain nudity’. It either does or doesn’t, don’t waste my time.
Valid point
March 2012
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
Reblog if you love oxygen.
WOW! OMG THE NOTES!!
