May 2012
me: ends up feeling bad for the serial killer or villain instead of the victim
April 2012
When you can't find your homework inside your bag.
not-one-fuck-given:
That awkward moment when two people start kissing... →
lulz-time:
And you’re just sitting there like
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Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuck
'When your bestfriend calls you, you're all...
nicoosuxx:
I really can't picture anyone having a crush on...
Normal teenage girl issues: My boyfriend just broke up with me and my best friend is a back stabber
My issues: I accidently reblogged something twice in a row and someone unfollowed me
When you're in school and you touch a peice of gum... →
lulz-time:
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Teen Girl Problems:
I think my boyfriends cheating on me
OMG she called me a bitch
What skirt do I wear to the party?
Who Should I grind with?
My bestie just kissed my ex
i broke a nail
My Problems:
My Movie won't load
tumblr won't let me post my video
my edit is too bright
i can't find the right position to lay in
whys all my chips gone
im hungry
i want food
I hate it when my favourite song becomes famous...
I’m such a jealous bitch and I hate sharing stuff with people.
THATS MY SONG OK.
Why did you have to steal it and make it famous?
I LOVED IT FIRST!
When there's visitors at your house →
lulz-time:
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everyone: it's just a tv show
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Cold pizza for breakfast is the best
"This password is weak." I DON'T CARE! I WANT THIS...
nicoosuxx:
When I become a crazy cat lady, I am going to have a
Cat named Boo, and a orange fluffy kitty named Aslan.
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
somesortof-death-frisbee:
imyouraziraphale:
One
two
three
four
I declare
a time war.
#five #six #seven #eight #daleks scream #EXTER-MIN-ATE
Mom: Emily move your flip flops with heels to your room or else your brother will put them on
Brother: *puts on shoes*
(Katie I think your dating a drag queen)
Can you imagine Alan Rickman hosting an awards...
anondracomalfoy:
The next………..award……………………goes………….to……….
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me.
I just spent the last three hours vacuuming up bugs in our slightly run down motor home so I can turn it into some sort of art studio thing and put stuff in there, I still have a ton more to do and I haunt even started on the back room. I am going to think every itch is a bug for the rest of the day
blameitonthesilence:
the-dave-of-guy:
itnernet:
meatmodel:
im outside
whats it like
can you send me a link
make some gifs
When people ask me if I'm single →
lulz-time:
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Snape: People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape: ...up to something.
