Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
nicoosuxx: the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
nicoosuxx: I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
Dumbledore: Hey I've never met you
Dumbledore: And this is crazy
Dumbledore: Your sister died
Dumbledore: So here's her baby
me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
bottlethestars: bras are like the modern day corset: uncomfortable, and when you take it off it’s like you’re taking your first breath all over again
Everyone on Tumblr is like a pro at photoshop and...
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
supuru: kiibutt: jennycraigslist: when a hot boy talks to you when a boy talks to you when anyone talks to you
I am feeling pretty fucking good right now, not going to lie. I just climbed up to the top of Garden Mountain. I took us 6 hours and two hours in my stomach started grumbling and we ordered pizza from the long horn at the top. It was pretty legit.
katnissevedeen: and then satan said let there be buffering
When school is out for the summer. →
lulz-time: AT FIRST: BUT THEN: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
insidethewires: i actually feel like punching myself after 90% of what i say out loud
When your crush just updated a new profile picture
nicoosuxx: You’re like:
When people on Facebook edit their photos like...
nicoosuxx: I’m just like:
So it's summer, right?
To anyone who feels like they'll be alone forever
stephanosbitch: Just remember that no matter who you are, what you have done, or what you look like, Captain Jack Harkness wants to date you.
unfortunately-i: jankyass: 4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone 4 minutes try a whole hour
Ted Mosby: Hey, I just met you
Ted: And this is crazy
Ted: I think I'm in love with you
Ted: So call me maybe
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
vocaroo: shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease “somebody that i used to know”