June 2012
When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx:
mariamagana215:
And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away.
Now, 2121 is only 9 years away.
I feel old.
oh dear.
109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
most people: lol lazy sunday
me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday
laughcentre:
i see people in my school go on tumblr
and when they’re scrolling through their dash,
there’s literally no funny posts at all
like wtf,
what do yOU DO ON HERE
Me: Hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
lezbehonestnow:
that feeling you get when someone you absolutely hate is loved by literally everyone for reasons beyond your fucking imagination
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf... →
lulz-time:
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me after running for one minute: i'm still alive,... →
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trainhopflop:
☐ Single
☐ Taken
☑ Waiting for Augustus Waters
Oh, It's the weekend, yes! Finally time to catch... →
lulz-time:
Expectations:
Reality:
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isunova:
exit the womb they said
life would be great they said
When you were little and something inappropriate... →
lulz-time:
Your parents are like “Close your eyes”
And you’re like “Let me see”
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When you see visitors in your house but you had no... →
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A Haiku about drawing
blasterbutt:
DRAWING YOU ARE VERY DIFFICULT
THIS DOES NOT CORRESPOND TO MY IMAGINATION
WHAT THE HELL IS ANATOMY
Of course I'll clean my room, mom. →
lulz-time:
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"Why are you single?" →
lulz-time:
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
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snoopdong:
yugoslavic:
a movie about flying spiders in 3D
i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall
